What is a Sourpussy?

As a person with a vagina, I have given myself myself the autonomous gift of redefining words which relate to them. So here we go. A Sourpussy, which has commonly been confused with the definition given so eloquently by the intelligent folk at so slang.com, is not a "pussy that has gone sour from not being pounded." I know. You're surprised. Amazingly, a woman's vagina does not "go off" without her "enzymes being mixed up from a good pounding."

No, in fact a Sourpussy is a reiteration of the word sourpuss, used to describe grumpy people who are chronic complainers. Synonyms include but are not limited to whiner, grumbler, faultfinder, curmudgeon, spoil sport and the commonly used party pooper. Antonyms include happy camper, optimist and pretty much every who posts inspirational quotes on Facebook.

So what does that mean for this blog? And more importantly, what does it mean for you? Well, if you are looking for an inspiring read about cupcakes, babies, sprinkles or kittens--wait hold that, there might be some cats involved in these posts--anyway, you must just want to read something else. It's not that I complain about everything. I just enjoy, as my British father says--"taking the piss out of everything." And perhaps, if you have a touch of mischief in your heart you might just find that it brings you some twisted daily joy.

So I'll just spare you and say this ahead of time: You're welcome.